"I like your daddy, Aunt Lissa."-Izabella
"Um, okay. I like him also. Whose my daddy?"-Me
I only asked this since my dad is her "G-gawg", and since he was nowhere around I'm wondering why she's asking that.
At least I didn't ask her who her daddy is! ;)
"Uncle Brian! I like him!"-Izabella
(Brian and I are cracking up!)
"Uncle Brian is my husband."
"Well, my daddy is my daddy and my daddy is my huband."-Iz
(Brian and I are trying not to explode.)
Me - "Izabella, go help Micah pick up those books, please."
Iz - "I have fingernail polish on my fingernails."
Me - "How cool! They're pretty. Now please go help Micah."
Iz - "But I have fingernail polish on my fingernails."
Brian - "Oh! You have nail polish on your fingernails?"
Iz - "Yes, I do."
Me (finally getting it) - "Oh! So you can't help Micah pick up the books because you have nail polish on?!?"
Iz - "Nope. I can't help him. It might get on my nails and I have fingernail polish on my finger nails."
Lol... I totally love my nieces and nephews!!!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Moths, Refrigerators and humping dogs, and pro-creating..
I've missed going to girls night.
I've forgotten the crazy stuff that either happens or is said.
We're all just sitting around in a circle and April starts flippin' out! Literally!!!
I don't think I've seen a person flip the way she did!
(April, maybe this is where Aboo learned it??? ;)
It started to make me dizzy, watching her.
She looked like she was on a moon bounce.
We're all "April! Stop! What is the deal?"
April: "Get it out! Its in my ear! Get it out! Get tweezers! Seriously, does no one have tweezers in there purse?"
Everyone: "ummm .. No"
Ashley comes with an aspirator bulb thingy..
April: "Noooo! Your going to blow it in there! Ashley, where are your tweezers?
Ashley: "in my car"
April: "Go. Get. Them!"
Ashley goes to get the tweezers, Mason runs to save the night with a flashlight.
Turns it on and puts it by her ear.
(I totally get the logic behind this, and I'm thinking, what a great idea!
April: "get it away! Get it away! You're making it go in deeper!"
Ashley runs in with the tweezers, mom takes out her contacts and pulls a MOTH out of her ear! Yuck!!!!!!
That was gross!
Poor April..
All she was thinking about was: I just had a baby! I don't need a moth in my head to lay eggs and give me moth babies!!
She may need some counseling after that.
Later on that night:
Sitting around. Again.
There's some weird noise.. I thought it was a chainsaw.
Ashley thinks its her refrigerator..
She says: "Its kind of like a dog that's fixed. It still humps, but never makes anything. My ice machine turns on, but doesn't make any ice."
Bahahahaha!!!!!!
I think 'that' has to be one of the best analogies I've ever heard!!
Even later:
Adam and Eve pro-created.
That's all that needs to be said.. Since I never could find the right words to say anything else.
I've forgotten the crazy stuff that either happens or is said.
We're all just sitting around in a circle and April starts flippin' out! Literally!!!
I don't think I've seen a person flip the way she did!
(April, maybe this is where Aboo learned it??? ;)
It started to make me dizzy, watching her.
She looked like she was on a moon bounce.
We're all "April! Stop! What is the deal?"
April: "Get it out! Its in my ear! Get it out! Get tweezers! Seriously, does no one have tweezers in there purse?"
Everyone: "ummm .. No"
Ashley comes with an aspirator bulb thingy..
April: "Noooo! Your going to blow it in there! Ashley, where are your tweezers?
Ashley: "in my car"
April: "Go. Get. Them!"
Ashley goes to get the tweezers, Mason runs to save the night with a flashlight.
Turns it on and puts it by her ear.
(I totally get the logic behind this, and I'm thinking, what a great idea!
April: "get it away! Get it away! You're making it go in deeper!"
Ashley runs in with the tweezers, mom takes out her contacts and pulls a MOTH out of her ear! Yuck!!!!!!
That was gross!
Poor April..
All she was thinking about was: I just had a baby! I don't need a moth in my head to lay eggs and give me moth babies!!
She may need some counseling after that.
Later on that night:
Sitting around. Again.
There's some weird noise.. I thought it was a chainsaw.
Ashley thinks its her refrigerator..
She says: "Its kind of like a dog that's fixed. It still humps, but never makes anything. My ice machine turns on, but doesn't make any ice."
Bahahahaha!!!!!!
I think 'that' has to be one of the best analogies I've ever heard!!
Even later:
Adam and Eve pro-created.
That's all that needs to be said.. Since I never could find the right words to say anything else.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
McDonalds, Monkeys, and Walmart
Maybe we should have chosen Whataburger over McDonalds?
What I thought would be somewhat of a nice relaxing dinner, (can you really have that at McDonalds?) turned VERY .... well, read on.
We're halfway thru dinner, Brian and I are talking, Emilys eating, (or so I thought) and she starts flipping out..
"Mommy mommy mommy!!! Dere's a MONKEY!" Repeating this over and over and over.
She finally gets my attention : those of you who know my daughter, you know you just have to tune her out sometimes.
So I turn around to see this so-called "MONKEY" ... Ugh..
My stomach just literally dropped! (Not enough that I still wanted the rest of my cheese burger) ;)
Have you figured it out yet?
It was a colored person. :/
I'm still hoping he did NOT hear her.
So, we walk out into Walmart, do our shopping, and go to the checkout line.
There's a man in front of us, which of course Emily HAS to talk to.
Man: I like your flower.
Emily: Danks! Wook!
As she lifts up her whole dress and flashes this poor guy!!
Brian and I could have died!
Maybe she's had too much Mardi Gras?
Thankfully he just turned around and said, "don't worry. I have a two year old daughter."
The zoo is at fault!
I blame the zoo!
Had it not been for the zoo and their monkey display, this never would have happened!
Okay.. Maybe it would have.
But she never did it before.
The whole flashing somebody when they comment on your flower.. I mean really?
I know she didn't get that from me! I don't ever wear flowers on my clothes.
I seriously hope I'm not the only mother that has these problems...
What I thought would be somewhat of a nice relaxing dinner, (can you really have that at McDonalds?) turned VERY .... well, read on.
We're halfway thru dinner, Brian and I are talking, Emilys eating, (or so I thought) and she starts flipping out..
"Mommy mommy mommy!!! Dere's a MONKEY!" Repeating this over and over and over.
She finally gets my attention : those of you who know my daughter, you know you just have to tune her out sometimes.
So I turn around to see this so-called "MONKEY" ... Ugh..
My stomach just literally dropped! (Not enough that I still wanted the rest of my cheese burger) ;)
Have you figured it out yet?
It was a colored person. :/
I'm still hoping he did NOT hear her.
So, we walk out into Walmart, do our shopping, and go to the checkout line.
There's a man in front of us, which of course Emily HAS to talk to.
Man: I like your flower.
Emily: Danks! Wook!
As she lifts up her whole dress and flashes this poor guy!!
Brian and I could have died!
Maybe she's had too much Mardi Gras?
Thankfully he just turned around and said, "don't worry. I have a two year old daughter."
The zoo is at fault!
I blame the zoo!
Had it not been for the zoo and their monkey display, this never would have happened!
Okay.. Maybe it would have.
But she never did it before.
The whole flashing somebody when they comment on your flower.. I mean really?
I know she didn't get that from me! I don't ever wear flowers on my clothes.
I seriously hope I'm not the only mother that has these problems...
:P
Apparently my day IS going to be like this!
Since my phone will not let me edit my post..
The last sentence is supposed to be.. Let's hope the rest of my day is NOT like this!
Since my phone will not let me edit my post..
The last sentence is supposed to be.. Let's hope the rest of my day is NOT like this!
Really .. at the age of 27???
Have you ever had one of those mornings? Where stuff just goes wrong from the very beginning?
I mean from the VERY beginning!
Not when you're already awake and you realize: I have no coffee! Wait! I have to be leaving for school/work in ten minutes and I don't have a darn thing to wear, because I forgot to put my clothes in the dryer!
I'm talking about when your just coming too..
This is a problem for a lot of kids.
It happens. Its no ones fault.
Some kids do it, some kids don't.
The kids who don't.. Well, they just have very good control over their body, I'm guessing ???
I NEVER thought, at the age of 27, I would suffer from this!
(I must have been sleeping really good!)
I was half awake and half asleep, I sat up in bed to find my pillow.
All of a sudden, I start slipping. I wake all the way up and try to find something to grab on to..
Next thing I know, I'm on the floor!
Yep! I totally rolled off the bed!!!
I just sat there in complete shock and thankful.
Shock, because I can't believe I just rolled off the bed!
Thankful, because my husband had left for work already, so he didn't see me do it.
Because how embarrassing would that be??
Maybe I need one of those rail thingys that my sisters use for their kids???
So yeah.. Let's just hope that the rest of my day is like this!
I mean from the VERY beginning!
Not when you're already awake and you realize: I have no coffee! Wait! I have to be leaving for school/work in ten minutes and I don't have a darn thing to wear, because I forgot to put my clothes in the dryer!
I'm talking about when your just coming too..
This is a problem for a lot of kids.
It happens. Its no ones fault.
Some kids do it, some kids don't.
The kids who don't.. Well, they just have very good control over their body, I'm guessing ???
I NEVER thought, at the age of 27, I would suffer from this!
(I must have been sleeping really good!)
I was half awake and half asleep, I sat up in bed to find my pillow.
All of a sudden, I start slipping. I wake all the way up and try to find something to grab on to..
Next thing I know, I'm on the floor!
Yep! I totally rolled off the bed!!!
I just sat there in complete shock and thankful.
Shock, because I can't believe I just rolled off the bed!
Thankful, because my husband had left for work already, so he didn't see me do it.
Because how embarrassing would that be??
Maybe I need one of those rail thingys that my sisters use for their kids???
So yeah.. Let's just hope that the rest of my day is like this!
Friday, October 15, 2010
What it means..
First and foremost: I am a wife to my husband, the love of my life!
Second: I am a mother to my beautiful daughter, who is my world!
Third: I am my parents daughter. Without them, I would not be the person I am today!
Fourth: I am a sister to 4 sisters and 2 brothers. I treasure them and they are my rock!
Fifth: I am an aunt. I LOVE all my nieces and nephews and could not imagine life without them!
I am also a friend.. (This was actually supposed to be included in the title, but I forgot.)
I don't have very many, but the ones I do have mean a lot!
Its about quality not quantity!
Second: I am a mother to my beautiful daughter, who is my world!
Third: I am my parents daughter. Without them, I would not be the person I am today!
Fourth: I am a sister to 4 sisters and 2 brothers. I treasure them and they are my rock!
Fifth: I am an aunt. I LOVE all my nieces and nephews and could not imagine life without them!
I am also a friend.. (This was actually supposed to be included in the title, but I forgot.)
I don't have very many, but the ones I do have mean a lot!
Its about quality not quantity!
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